This is your first visit, welcome!
What did you use to create this amazing website, it must have been some really expensive proprietary software, right?
Can you teach me how to write a programming language?
Because I have nowhere near enough skill to make one, let alone teach someone else how to do it.
Oh, I thought you were a
l33t h4xx0r because you own a website?
No, any old chump can go and get one, look here for an example.
So, what do you actually do here?
Not much, bit of this bit of that